my wallet needs to be as thick as my thighs

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im so miserable but i laugh at everything

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Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness. I’ll choke you with the same hand I fed you with.
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Read this aloud:


This is your reminder that you will probably only experience a few brief seasons in life where everything is good and okay. There will almost always be something going on in your life. You will almost always be busy, stressed, or tired. If you wait until you have your life together to accomplish your dreams, you will not accomplish your dreams.

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